December 2011
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
Express, not impress.: To you, →
bluntedandbrains-xo:
Last year a lot of us made mistakes and held back on tons of opportunities. This year guys, don’t. Just don’t. This year, promise me and yourself that you will live. Because you have no reason not to. Sure problems will head your way, and sure people will bring you down, but you owe it to yourself…
Taking pictures of yourself
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're asked to babysit small children...
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today. →
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We call him Phil now.
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I'm home alone.
Time to start my concert.
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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
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That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves... →
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
missanthr0py:
vampishly:
hayleyismywifelulz:
businessofmisery-:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
I’d so listen to that kind of rap lmfao
They do, you just have to listen to the right ones, such as non-mainstream ones
When teachers expect me to participate in class:
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